He looks at me with hungry eyes Oh boy, you gotta be in a rush.
He gives me that sinister smile Oh my, I don’t want your lust.
He talks to me like candy pops Well, don’t mess up with me… I’m a gangster!
He likes to booty call me Oh so do you wanna see your mommy?
He shows his crabby biceps Sorry but go see your auntie!
And even boast his tailored six-pack abs Grab some popcorn, they don’t interest me!
He wishes to bed me every time Lol, are you outta your mind?
He wants to figure skate in my lips To give him the hot cheeks Sorry, kids are not welcome!
He pushes me to the side of the wall Damn! Do you need a psychiatrist?
He thinks I’m his sex doll Boy, I think you need a bunch of seminar!
He said he wants to date me and give me all the goodies Oh little boy, I’m no beggar so quit playing games with me.
He promises me to be his only one Nah, are you kidding me?
He loves me that’s what I heard Geeze.. I’ll whip you enough to cut you and your banter!
He wants to marry me Now that’s absurd!
Don’t!
Just don’t!
Or I’ll slit you with a scythe from navel to nose!
A composite of me and the universe 