Two stupid tomatoes

In the kitchen, where they sit

two stupid tomatoes bump head to head.

One; is a glossy tomato and

the other a bushy one.

Here comes the chief cook;

who’s ready to throw in one supple red head

in a wok that’s brazen and hot, she knew it’ll burn bad.

One tomato said: the chief will cook us anyway

but you go on ahead first

then the angry tomato with bushy brows and head screams Nooooo!!!

Let it be you!

Two stupid tomatoes; they are.